Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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