idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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