i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We left the knife in your bed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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