How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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