So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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