is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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