Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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