Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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