Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
and you fell through a lawn chair
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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