Christians are straight up FREAKS
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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