Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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