You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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