Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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