Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize