There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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