yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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