You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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