I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You can't just leave with hair like that
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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