My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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