She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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