You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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