Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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