eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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