ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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