Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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