At least make sure they are 18
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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