Banned from zoo.
Again?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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