The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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