if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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