I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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