I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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