I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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