she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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