Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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