Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
pray to the hookup gods
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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