check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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