you have to choose: penises or morals?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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