Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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