Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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