guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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