I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
