put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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