so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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