Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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