Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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