dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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