Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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