I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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