If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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