IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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