I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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