Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We are two peas in an std pod
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
