sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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