i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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