So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
