For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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