My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A bitchslap is in order.
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